jokes like ligma
God-Like Extraction
by Fruit of Chaos
“Discovered the corpse of an ordinary human, loot to receive Super-strength Pill, extract?”“Yes!”“Discovered hundred years aged Original Plane corpse, loot to receive Indestructible Golden Body, extract?”“Yes!”“Discovered the Demonic Body of the Hellbound Domination Emperor, loot to receive Sun-swallowing Cerberus, extract?”“Yes!”…Su Jinghang said, “You may not believe me, but this invincible power of mine all came from physical labor.”
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
He Shines Like a Star
by Bei Chuan Yun Shang Jin
For eight years, she exhausted her heart and mind for him, yet it couldn't compare to a single tear from the white lotus—Her heart turned to ash, the company went bankrupt, she was wrongfully imprisoned for two years, and her closest kin were harmed by others!To reclaim everything and uncover the truth, she accepted his request and fulfilled her marriage pact with him—
Kill Like A Gentleman
by AuthorN
Act like a saint.Tempt like a slut.Talk like a boss.Kill like a Gentleman.Elliot was given a task, and that was to infiltrate the mansion of the richest family in the country. Of course, he got in, but what he saw inside was a family secret that he was not supposed to find out."Death never looked so fucking classy."
Deciding I Like You
by Ye Fei Ye
Lin Wei: I want to go to Tsinghua.Jiang Su: I am different.Jiang Su: Besides going to Tsinghua, I also want… you....The female lead, a school topper determined to go to Tsinghua, versus the genuinely defiant male lead pretending to be a topper....I'm not worth your affection.I decide whom I love....[No matter how many years pass, Jiang Su and Lin Wei will never forget that day, the first time they met.]
Pampered Like a Princess
by XY
Five years ago, Nelissa Quest was forced to share one night with a stranger.She didn't know the man's name, nor his appearance.But she had carried his baby. She had to give birth to the twins in another city.Five years later, when she went back to her hometown, a stranger on the train gave her his phone number and his name, Edward Hales.It was found out that Edward was the president of the company with which Nelissa was asking for cooperation. So Nelissa contacted Edward, hoping to cooperate wit…
Yuri NTR: I Became My Villain Like Character In A Game Like World
by Sheizzcoldasice
“I like you, can you be my girlfriend?”“I am sorry, but I like girls, not boys!”The words of the campus belle immediately broke our boy’s heart.In sadness, he ended up playing a recently popular online game; but even their the 3D girl he liked was in a lesbian relationship with another NPC.But who would have guessed: A little accident made him wake up as a small-time villain character in this game he used to play?Feeling frustrated, he embraces his identity to avoid his tragic death.But Amar’s g…
A BEAST-LIKE LOVE
by SinisterGoth1977
The sheer number of Beast-kin had dropped due to the fear from the human population. But hidden in pockets scattered throughout the county of Islatenne Empire, are those seeking others like themselves. Most Beast-kin used to be of the warrior class, proud and hearty fighters, but now things are starting to shift, and not for the better. The arrival of an unknown and devastating disease has hit the humans in the most populated areas causing many to die out. And in some areas, the humans were comp…
Angels Like You
by Boyfriend
Meski telah hidup selama ribuan tahun di surga sebagai sesosok malaikat, hal itu tak lantas membuat Xavier menyerah begitu saja dalam mimpinya untuk menjadi manusia.Ratusan tahun ia jalankan dengan berlutut di depan istana, berharap supaya Para Dewa bersedia mengabulkan mimpinya yang terkesan sangat tak masuk akal.Diolok-olok oleh malaikat lainnya bukanlah hal yang baru bagi Xavier. Begitu pun dijauhi oleh saudara-saudaranya tak lantas membuat Xavier gentar.Dan suatu ketika, penantian panjang Xa…
Just like a dream
by TeLLer_taLes
Abandoned by his grieving father who unjustly blames him for their mother's death, a young boy finds refuge in the unwavering love of his sister. Despite the shadows of guilt looming over him, she becomes his anchor, urging him to resist the label of a monster. The breaking point arrives when his father casts him out, compelling him to seek sanctuary with his uncle in another city. As the boy grapples with the scars of his past, this poignant journey unfolds, exploring themes of love, self expl…
Just Like That
by Laurie Lae
Lauren Parker finds herself interested in one of the coolest yet cutest boys in her class who seems not to even give her attention. She always hoped to find someone else to put him out of her mind which seemed rather rueful but it was the least she could think about.And just like that she gets a chance to speak to him but she fails to say anything to him most of the time. Her best friend, Jess Diagle who saved her once from being a laughingstock sees it through with her as she's always present …
Hero? More like a villain
by OnikunStudios
As a child with an unattainable dream, I yearned to become a Hero, but I veered off the right path. Looking back, my aspiration to save others was nothing more than a foolish dream. I now realize the magnitude of my sins and the impossibility of atoning for them.
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Novel of Jokes
by DtjiSoftware_Dev
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.
jokes of the day
by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them